special guest blogger: frizzant skint...treis!

so now fuckface spacedick over here is making me run all over town looking for widgets and apps and gudgeons and fucktrons and fuckknows to fix this stupid coat hanger statue thing that i bought hungover ten years ago in chicago that he insists, insists! is a 'skintronic all-n-one station reactor.'

does this look like it belongs in a fucking space station to you?

and who the hell am i talking to?